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jay brannan & margaret cho give expert advice
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"relax your necks"
a work in progress
by jay brannan & margaret cho
the sun's beating down on my back
i got me a big burlap sack
i'm smilin' cuz it's harvest time
out to the fields to get what's mine
i got your balls in my hand
i'm the queen of this fertile land
you think it's your dick but please understand
your whole package is under my command
[chorus:]
to be adept at oral sex
you need to lose your gag reflex
if dick was poor, you could be the projects
if you relax your necks
maybe you've heard that i have class
but i'll stick my finger up your ass
let's go over what you ate
be sure there's no horses at the gate
never met a dick i couldn't milk
my esophagus is lined with silk
i'm a hooker of a different ilk
drinking every drop you ever spilt
[chorus]
come children gather around
to pain and suffering no longer be bound
go forth and gather dick by the pound
and bring me all the love that you found
[chorus]
(c) 2008 jay brannan & margaret cho |
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